I will now say a word and I want you to say the first word that comes to your mind. Ready?
PATIENT: I think so.
PATIENT: Okay, go ahead.
SHRINK: I already did. "Word."
PATIENT: I'm waiting.
SHRINK: The word is "Word."
PATIENT: You just said that. I don't have all day.
SHRINK: "WORD"! "WORD"!
PATIENT: I'm not deaf. Just give me the word and we can get started.
SHRINK: You're impossible!
PATIENT: That's two words.
SHRINK: I've had it!
PATIENT: Three words. I thought you said it was going to be one word?
SHRINK: SESSION OVER!
PATIENT: Back to two words. Make up your mind.
PATIENT: Which one? "Dye" as in color or "die" as in dead?
(SHRINK runs out the door screaming)
PATIENT: That's five therapists in as many weeks. Must be something in the water.