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Saturday, April 01, 2006
Road Signs
Road sign for the king:
Drive carefully. The life you save may be your throne.
Road sign for the skeleton:
Drive carefully. The life you save may be your bone.
Road sign for the Betty Crocker:
Drive carefully. The life you save may be your scone.
Road sign for Dorothy:
Drive carefully. The life you save may be your cyclone.
Road sign for the telemarketer:
Drive carefully. The life you save may be your phone.
Road sign for Joe Friday:
Drive carefully. The life you save may be your monotone.
Road sign for the ice cream man:
Drive carefully. The life you save may be your cone.
Road sign for the environmentalist:
Drive carefully. The life you save may be your ozone.
Road sign for the jockey:
Drive carefully. The life you save may be your roan.
Road sign for the zombie:
Drive carefully. The life you save may be your tombstone.
Road sign for the bee:
Drive carefully. The life you save may be your drone.
Road sign for the bimbo:
Drive carefully. The life you save may be your silicone.
Road sign for the witch:
Drive carefully. The life you save may be your crone.
Road sign for the corpse.
Drive carefully. The life you save may be your prone.
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