Road Signs

Road sign for the king:
Drive carefully. The life you save may be your throne.

Road sign for the skeleton:
Drive carefully. The life you save may be your bone.

Road sign for the Betty Crocker:
Drive carefully. The life you save may be your scone.

Road sign for Dorothy:
Drive carefully. The life you save may be your cyclone.

Road sign for the telemarketer:
Drive carefully. The life you save may be your phone.

Road sign for Joe Friday:
Drive carefully. The life you save may be your monotone.

Road sign for the ice cream man:
Drive carefully. The life you save may be your cone.

Road sign for the environmentalist:
Drive carefully. The life you save may be your ozone.

Road sign for the jockey:
Drive carefully. The life you save may be your roan.

Road sign for the zombie:
Drive carefully. The life you save may be your tombstone.

Road sign for the bee:
Drive carefully. The life you save may be your drone.

Road sign for the bimbo:
Drive carefully. The life you save may be your silicone.

Road sign for the witch:
Drive carefully. The life you save may be your crone.

Road sign for the corpse.
Drive carefully. The life you save may be your prone.