In honor of the Bard, I pilfered some quotes from "Shakespeare's Insults" by Wayne F. Hill & Cynthia J. Ottchen:(All quotes from The Merry Wives of Windsor)
How shall I be revenged on him? I think the best way were to entertain him with hope till the wicked fire of lust have melted him in his own grease.
What tempest threw this whale, with so many turns of oil in his belly, ashore?
He shall die a flea's death.
I'll provide you a chain, and I'll do what I can to get you a pair of horns.
If I be served such another trick, I'll have my brains ta'en out and buttered, and give them to a dog for a New Year's gift.
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